Leave it to our friends in the land of the Rising Sun to offer up yet another gadget that makes life easier, more efficient, and sillier. Just get in and let the Human Wash get you all spic-n-span for the day. The inventors say it is great for the elderly, or people who can’t otherwise bathe themselves, and for rich, lazy people who don’t want to be troubled with holding a bar of soap. We are told the Tijuana version of the machine lets occupants wash fully clothed. WCC is negotiating with the Japanese this Thursday to access certain aspects of the Human Wash technology for a self-driving motorcycle we have been wanting to build. Stay tuned.
